You know you're old when you wake up on your 33rd birthday and you look in the mirror, blurry eyed and not-so bushy tailed, your body creaking and groaning from the marathon training thinking it's just too damn early for work.. It's just then you notice that your eyebrows are growing closer together and there are an increasing number of hairs are growing out of your nose.
And then, you get a Dyson Vacuum from your wife for a present. Of which, your wife is excited to give to you. And you, all thirty-three years of you, is excited to get. What a life I lead.