Reading this story about "Thong Man" reminds me of lifeguarding in college. I only saw him once, but others saw him more. And by more, I think you know what I mean. His "swimming" involved the sidestroke. Keep in mind he was ambidextrous, and liked to face us when swimming. Most of the time he wore a white thong (and we all know what happens to white suits in water), but one day he must have forgot it, just as this "Thongman" must have. Ahhh...the memories