Missing: one television remote control. It was last seen Friday night as we went to bed. It's black with gray rubber buttons, about twenty in total. The center contains the main buttons, with channel up & down and volume increase (right) and decrease (left). Below the main buttons were ten total, numbering 1-0 in a pattern similar to a telephone (as opposed to a calculator). It is approximately six inches in length, one-half inch thick, two inches wide, evenly balanced, and rested comfortably in your hand as you watched TV with your pillow propped up. Places that have already be searched include under the bed, in the trash, and in piles of dirty clothes. The bed has been remade, so it wasn't in between the sheets. It most likely may have grown legs and moved into another room. Also, it is not located in the main remote control box that houses the remotes to the living room audio/visual components. Any information or tips are encouraged and welcomed. Informants are eligable for rewards and can remain anonymous. Thank you.
Update: Our lost remote was found not to long ago amongst the cords under our bed. It seems the dust bunnies that set up camp there stole it. That ended with the recovery of the remote and the prompt destruction of their camp with our friend, the vacuum.