One jury thought a man didn't deserve any compensation for a burger that actually tasted like shit. How often to you taste bad food, and offer it to your friends to try, saying, "This tastes like shit." This time the guy actually mean it.
On a similar note, a man was arrested and sentenced to three days in jail for refusing to serve his jury duty, offering explicit recordings on the city clerks voice mail. I am not so sure I would've liked this guy on my jury either. [both via Jim]