A big hearty congrats goes to Steve Fossett and crew. He is the first to circumnavigate the globe by himself in a hot air balloon. Said Fossett, "You can't do very much celebrating...I do have a couple of bottles of Bud Light, but there's no one to drink it with."
That sucks. Not only does he have to drink diet beer, Bud no less, but because he flew solo, he drinks alone. Sucker.